{"product_id":"the-dark-lords-guide-to-dating-and-other-war-crimes","title":"The Dark Lord's Guide To Dating (and Other War Crimes)","description":"\r\n\t\t\r\n\t\t\r\n\t\t\u003cstyle type=\"text\/css\"\u003e.cs3388614{text-align:left;margin:0pt 0pt 10pt 0pt;line-height:1.15;text-indent:0pt} .cs95B300B{11pt;font-weight:normal;color:#000000;font-style:normal;Calibri;}\u003c\/style\u003e\r\n\t\r\n\t\u003cp class=\"cs3388614\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003eThe Dark Lord’s Guide to Dating (And Other War Crimes) by Megan ??? is a wickedly funny dark romantasy where the villain gets the girl—and immediately regrets underestimating her. If you like your fantasy romance spicy, sharp-tongued and unapologetically chaotic, this one hits the spot.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3388614\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003e\u003co:p\u003e \u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3388614\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003eDark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella to secure her heroic bloodline and cement his power, expecting a compliant bride. Instead, he gets a blade at his throat and a list of non-negotiable terms: freedom inside the fortress, honesty about his schemes, and no unwanted touching. With enemies circling and his plans misfiring, Kazimir discovers an unexpected problem—he has to actually date his wife.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3388614\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003e\u003co:p\u003e \u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3388614\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003ePerfect for readers chasing morally grey antiheroes, “touch her and die” tension, forced marriage\/one bed tropes, and dark humour with crackling banter.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3388614\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003e\u003co:p\u003e \u003c\/o:p\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"cs3388614\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"cs95B300B\"\u003eAdd it to your cart and enjoy the realm’s messiest alliance.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Dear Village","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52263731659028,"sku":"9781398559806","price":34.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0679\/6460\/0596\/files\/9781398559806_1.jpg?v=1774245458","url":"https:\/\/dearvillage.com.au\/products\/the-dark-lords-guide-to-dating-and-other-war-crimes","provider":"Dear Village","version":"1.0","type":"link"}