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Diddly Squat: 'til The Cows Come Home
$26.99
Jeremy takes us back to another year of life as a gentleman farmer at Diddly Squat - what could possibly go wrong this time? Welcome back to Clarkson's farm. At the end of Jeremy's first year, Diddly Squat farm rewarded him with profits of e144. And while he's mastered the art of moaning, challenges still abound. Who knew loading a trailer was more demanding than flying a gunship? That cows were more dangerous than motor-racing? Or that it's easier to get planning permission for a nuclear power station than turning an old barn into a restaurant? Life on Clarkson's farm may not always go according to plan. But not a day goes by when Jeremy can't say 'I've done a thing' and mean it...
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Dictionary Of Fine Distinctions
$26.99
Dictionary Of Fine DistinctionsA charmingly illustrated and witty stocking filler for language lovers
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Dad Jokes
$17.99
Dad Jokes You don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes!A USA Today bestseller! Dad Jokes- the good, the bad, and the terrible-the perfect Father's Day gift for dads and pun-lovers alike!With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for even the most embarrassing of dads. Perfect for the father experts, new dads, grandpas, and all the fathers-to-be, this bestselling joke book is the ideal laugh-out-loud gift from any daughter, son, wife, or partner that celebrates how great (and terrible) their jokes truly are! But remember-you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes! Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. A great gift for Father's Day, Christmas, white elephant, birthdays, and more!These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh-I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me."Dad, can you put my shoes on?""No, I don't think they'll fit me."I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!Q- What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?A- The road.
