The Dark Lord's Guide To Dating (and Other War Crimes)

The Dark Lord’s Guide to Dating (And Other War Crimes) by Megan ??? is a wickedly funny dark romantasy where the villain gets the girl—and immediately regrets underestimating her. If you like your fantasy romance spicy, sharp-tongued and unapologetically chaotic, this one hits the spot.

Dark Lord Kazimir Blackrose kidnaps Lady Arabella to secure her heroic bloodline and cement his power, expecting a compliant bride. Instead, he gets a blade at his throat and a list of non-negotiable terms: freedom inside the fortress, honesty about his schemes, and no unwanted touching. With enemies circling and his plans misfiring, Kazimir discovers an unexpected problem—he has to actually date his wife.

Perfect for readers chasing morally grey antiheroes, “touch her and die” tension, forced marriage/one bed tropes, and dark humour with crackling banter.

Add it to your cart and enjoy the realm’s messiest alliance.